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racistmom:

2 notes doesnt pay the rent 

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caucasianscriptures:

Spider sense

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im-in-way-2many-fandoms:

derpy-cupcake:

thekingofpickles:

bubblti:

doritoarts:

chongoblog:

Any piece of media: The creature turns a a shade of pink because their diet consists of mostly shrimp

Me: HOW M

ANY SHRIMPS DO YOU HAVE TO EAT

BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK

EAT TO MUCH AND YOU’LL GET SICK

SHRIMPS ARE PRETTY RICH

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tonyzaret:

Would you dismiss the wise words of a sage simply because their face was scarred or otherwise disfigured? I think not, and yet you engage in just this type of prejudice when you ignore my opinions on Vaccines simply because my profile picture is a Busty Minion.

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littlegraycats:

littlegraycats:

there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

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HURT PEOPLE

HURT PEOPLE

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i-am-already-panicking:

mangokitkats:

solanastera:

plummyplums:

shock:

shock:

Do you all want to see a puppy that was so fucking hugelarge his mom had to get a C-section only specifically because of this puppy

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big baby!!!

My child.

My friend’s dog had the same happen. They were supposed to have 4 puppies, they got one single puppy the size of 4 newborns bc he absorbed his siblings before they were fully developed. They named him Pangea.

They Named Him Pangea

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claylesbian:

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here she fucking is

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theirin-myheart:

You’re not a real gamer unless you’ve wasted countless hours of your life purposefully walking in the wrong direction to make sure you’re not missing any content

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foodnetwork-fandom:

prismabeth:

firstginger:

crazy how the male chefs on cutthroat kitchen always say that the women are the weakest competitors despite no evidence to go off of….. weird……

The kitchen is a woman’s place, until she’s cooking for her own benefit and profit, then suddenly it’s impossible for a woman to be a good cook

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Originally posted by beamlyus

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lvl-5-kobold:

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

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now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

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we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

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“penguin brothers forever”

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captainsnoop:

grandmapuncher:

captainsnoop:

man

the creators of superman really named a small town “smallville” and a big city “metropolis” didn’t they 

I mean they made a superhero named superman so what do you expect

extremely fair point 

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mydogisabutt:

atthepriceofoblivion:

Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu


Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter

i worked at build-a-bear in downtown disney and one time a guest came with a grinch and had me force 6 custom sounds into him which was just him breathing really hard and saying “MERRY CHRISTMAS” into each one
the thing is, he had me stuff them into the arms, which were stick-thin
so the seams were coming up and i was having to repair his now lumpy grinchy arms
this took like 45 minutes and all the while the kid was legit trying to remove my kneecaps, his mom was even telling me that she warned someone this would happen and they sent her straight to me ROFLMAO
after he was stuffed to the brim and i could hear the soul of the plush screaming at me for what would be the next eternity the kid dressed him up like batman
but his mom was like “NO HE HAS TO BE CHRISTMAS” so he put a santa hat on him and also a little plush gingerbread that smelled like actual gingerbread and it ended up looking like this

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i clocked out an hour and a half late it was like 1 am

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thatpettyblackgirl:

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This is some #BlackGirlsMagic

I found the company who makes them in case anyone else is interested!

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This is why adaptable equipment is important!! Gives more power back to the user to live their life in the best way for them. Unfortunately a lot of times it is cost prohibitive and hard to find- that’s where allies and activists (and #socialworkers #BlackTumblr #BlackTwitter) can help.

https://www.gofundme.com/q3bmfh-help-my-dream-become-my-reality

Support my black queen 

True definition of the word, HERO! 

A real WonderWoman. A real SuperGirl!

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jon-lox:

wumbofull:

pyropollochicken:

lolsorandy:

Take my computer away from me.

It 6 in the morning and I’m holding in my laughter

@lexa-was-the-one

this is a bop

Brb Sobbing Over Animu Boys
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